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Jennifer — whose Tinder profile says she is both 31 and 41 — seriously needs to get her act together.
Instead of making a flirtatious joke or describing herself as a person, she decides to use her profile to rant about what she does NOT want in a partner. Miles’ awkward pose and uncomfortable smile gives me the creeps, while his ax causes warning bells to go off in my mind. Let Miles’ profile be a lesson to all singles: When you’re picking out an attractive profile pic, leave your murder weapons out of it. Liam’s problem isn’t that he chose to wear a blond wig, necklace, and lipstick in his profile picture.
“I’m so sick of being friendzoned,” he writes, which already isn’t going to gain a lot of sympathy from single women who are damn good friends.
Then he says, “Ladies, if you’re looking for a REAL MAN who will value you for your heart and not your body, your knight in shining armor awaits.” OK, not so bad, right? Wait, but then he adds: “No fatties, please,” and reveals himself for the hypocritical douchebag he is.
Asian Tom is a Californian single who’s likely to stay single for a good long while.
Seriously, the first sentence in his dating profile is: “I make it difficult for you to like me as a human being.” I thought I must’ve misread it or it was some sort of typo, but, no, he goes on: “On every conscious level (including un- and sub-), I think I am better than you.” So now I’m thinking the 28-year-old single is being ironic or making a self-effacing joke.
Even more bizarre, her profile picture is a much-too-close-for-comfort shot of her torso in a bikini… That’s not what won him a spot as one of the worst dating profiles ever.
It’s going to come up eventually, so at least he’s being honest. ” I mean, I don’t know for sure, buuuut judging by this picture, yes. What kind of poor judgment led him to think his most attractive pose would be peeking out of a brightly colored towel with a wide-eyed smirk?
But then he sinks his chances of ever getting a date by saying, “I’ve turned a corner, so if your cool with that, hit me up. This one of the worst dating profile pictures I’ve ever seen.
This 27-year-old single was clearly bored out of his mind when he decided to photoshop his arm taking a selfie coming out of his crotch. This Full-House slashfic erotica writer is a prime example.
In the “most private thing I’m willing to admit” section, he can’t help but complain about his inability to score with women.